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All the Team Wish You Luck !!!

Promotion November 2007

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0:00 We've got a newsflash

Yes, we do have a lot of this sort of windy stuff that's very windy and it sort of makes things move and things like that. I do apologise about that. What was that? We've got a newsflash. Excuse me. Yeah, but it's a blank piece of paper. Pretend. Okay, I'll pretend. Right, just got to inform you ladies and gentlemen that there is a very big competition starting tomorrow on the 23rd of April 2007 so watch this space. And that's it. Look, don't interrupt me again. This news is very important. So once again, ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much for watching the news on channel 43 and a half. Don't forget later in the show what we're going to be doing is discussing how you can plug a television into a microwave, pour lots of water inside it and watch BBC Two. Thank you very much. Well, I don't really know. I mean, they're always... Here you go, folks. That is how you fit your catalytic converter. What was that? Oh, OK.

Right, I do apologise here, Mr Mechanic here. I'm supposed to inform you and tell you that there is a very big competition taking place tomorrow, 23rd of April 2007. So pay attention and watch all our videos. Can I carry on now please? Where's that cat gone? There it is, on Pimp My Ride what we've got now is one wicked sun visor. There's no way the sun is going to get in your face because what you're looking at here is all of the beautiful pretty colours and they're going to make the chicks go... What was that? And don't forget, ladies and gentlemen, once you have checked your soufflé, make sure you bang the door so the door is locked properly. Thank you. I must inform you that tomorrow there is a competition starting on the 23rd of April 2007.

2:19 See the DJ Tutor and have

You must watch the video because there is very many rules and regulations. Thank you so much, this is Chef Petit-Poit and please, please do not do this again because while I am doing this I need my total concentration. What's that? The oven on? Oh wait, I'm sorry. Thank you. Also when you are cooking your soufflé make sure the oven is on. Merci. Now we are going to go to see the DJ Tutor and have a word with the tutor. Merci. Practice and enjoy. Bon appétit. Oh no, not again, Elise. No. Leave me alone. No! I can't do it again. No. No, no. No. Oh no, leave me alone. No. Sigh.

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