Find true love as a DJ

0:00 I did it every single bloody day last week

No, no, your turn. I'm not doing it. No! I'm not doing it. No, look. I did it every single bloody day last week. No, you greased the blinking dog's bum today. I'm not doing it. Oh, hi. Had an email from this chap here. Only 14 so I'm not going to give any names or anything like that. But it's about finding a partner as such. Now the whole logic behind this particular video is... You know, you're a DJ, you're at a wedding, 21st birthday party, you're in a nightclub, maybe you're just doing a school prom kind of dance. And because you're the DJ, people will be attracted to you. In other words, quite often the opposite sex will be attracted to you. Depends where you are, it could be the same sex, it doesn't really matter. But, the most important philosophy or what I'm trying to get to here is about the big word love.

Now, it may be great because you may think, well hey I'm a DJ and I can have what I want and you've got girls all around you or boys all around you and you can pick and choose, which is great. And then maybe you may feel as though you want to stay with that person for quite a while but what you need to ask yourself is that have they been attracted to you because they love you or have they been attracted to you because you're the DJ? Well sadly 99% of the time, it is the latter. They've been attracted to you because you are just the DJ. And initially, it could work. You could have fun and games because you're the DJ and everything's hunky-dory and fantastic. But somewhere down the line, maybe things will fall apart. So in other words, what I'm trying to say about this particular video, and this video could go on forever and ever and could be massive, but I'm going to try and compact it as much as I can. Works to basically like this.

1:53 I mean 99% of the time this probably will happen

When you're out and you're working, you will have people be attracted to you because you are the DJ. It's up to you if you want to take that further. But take my advice. And this won't always happen. I mean 99% of the time this probably will happen. And that is that the person you meet at a disco and maybe you do sort of fall in love with them etc. It might not work because they were attracted to you just because you were the DJ. Really what you need to do, you need to find someone who is attracted to you because they are attracted to you, not as the DJ. Please understand where I'm coming from. So in other words, you could be walking down the road. You could be in a nightclub dancing and then a girl comes up to you. Now that is far better than being stuck up there being the so-called god and everyone going like that because there's going to be loads of people ogling the DJ.

3:14 Tell you what you should be thinking

You know, it's just, it's the DJ. You know, to them it's like, wow, I went off with the DJ last night. What was his name? I don't know, I just went off with the DJ. Do you see what I mean? As opposed to being in a nightclub or being in a, I don't know, in a cafe bar or something and going, hi, what's your name? Oh, I'm Tim. I'm Bert or like, I'm Sandra and I'm Dorothy or, you know what I mean? So in other words... From, let's say, finding a partner love point of view, be very, very, this is I suppose in a sense, be very, very wary about, wary, weary, worry, never mind. Be very wary about finding your so-called partner, let's say, when you are the DJ and people come up to you, but it's more advisable to find your partner correctly in a normal environment like a...

Thank you for watching. Tell you what you should be thinking. You should actually be thinking what you want to think. And anyway, yeah, all right. So I hope you get the general gist of this particular video. And as ever, I don't really... I don't like to edit videos and stuff. And that's about it, really. Right. Looks like I've got a gun greased to the dog's bum. Where's that Vaseline? This is going to be ongoing saga. This is Vaseline. In fact, I reckon... Tell you what I'm going to do one day. Put it on eBay and auction it. Who would bid for this Vaseline, this pot of Vaseline? There you go. Right now, is there any... Right, there you go. If I show you the bottom of it there, then you'll know when I eBay it, it'll be the original one. There you go, check that out. Sell by date 2007. Oh dear. No wonder I'm being itchy. Practice and enjoy.

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