Gig log, 18th B-day, Pissed, Vomit and Police! lol

0:00 There's no need because the room itself isn't that big actual

All right, here we go, set up. Took me a bit of time but I've got some good kit here but it's really weird how I've set the video up. I can only put it there because I suppose I'm using that thing there which is a bit archaic but does the job. Can't really hang it up anywhere and of course I did have it facing over that wall earlier on but of course if people start dancing or when they're dancing should I say, they're going to get in the way so I don't know, might work, we'll have to see. That go there, that nice laser. Many lights. There's no need because the room itself isn't that big actually. And I did bring a console but can't use that because huge pool table in the way. Let's see what happens. Another gig log for you. Couple of things. One is that there were a lot of drunk people there tonight and someone was sick right in front of me

3:53 Stopped police

Sliding all over it, which is horrible. Also, you know, I had the console to set up, couldn't set it up because of the pool table, but then I was bloody glad of the pool table because people kept on knocking into the pool table, so just imagine what it would have been like if, let's say, I'd have had the DJ console set up and, I mean, it would have been on the floor. Couple of things, SVM-1000, a wonderful piece of kit to use, but, you know, you've got to know how to work it. The only disadvantage to using the DVDs, tell me if you have the same problem, is it takes a little bit longer for them to load up. So in other words, you know, if you've got, if you look and you've only got 20 seconds left, that's probably as much time as it will take, maybe slightly longer to put a CD in or DVD, sorry, get it up and running and going. And about

5 minutes ago, this time I was actually stopped by the police. They stopped me, they breathalyzed me, and for anyone out there who, there you go, there's the breathalyze thing, and here's the bus now dropping people off. Am I, can I, no I can't, how can I ever take this? Slowly around sides of buses. Anyway, where was I? Yeah, got stopped by the police. Got breathalyzed, where you're from, what's happening, what you got in the back of the van, that kind of stuff. And, well, you know, you just go along with the flow, don't you? You know, that's one thing when you get stopped by the police, don't act a complete tit. You know, just be polite, explain what you're doing and at the end of the day, if your vehicle is roadworthy, and here's one big piece of advice, if you're working, don't have a drop. Have a

Nothing. Not one drink, okay? Because it's worth it in the end. Anyway, I didn't and, well not tonight anyway. There's my little, well, whatever it is. It's a blow-in thing. And practice and enjoy. See ya. Cheers.

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