How to Make a Mumble Rap Track Hit

Alright guys, listen, we're going to make a mumble rap track. Now Sammy, you can sing, can't you? Of course I can sing! I love you, you're so good! Ah, that's amazing, fantastic, brilliant, well done. Alright, now we need music. Derek, what have you got? Oh, I've got this really wicked sound man, you know, check it out! Right, now Dave, you do production, okay? You good with that? Yeah man, I'll do production for you, no worries man, I'll get it, I'll get it. Tim, my A&R man, have you got the money to give to the radio station so they'll play this wicked track? Yeah, I've got a bag of money here, all I'll do, I'll just give it all to them, right, and then they'll play the tracks. No problem, it's easy, money talks.

Alright, that's fantastic, now finally Paul, my MC, what can you give us? Ice, nice. Ice, nice, nice, so nice. Ah, amazing! Listen, we've got all the ingredients, let's go make a super hit and con the general public to believing this is the best tune ever!

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