MBLV09 Video 1 On the way to Las Vegas.

0:00 I'm in the Holiday in Oriel or whatever you call it

Day one on my trip to Las Vegas and it's Saturday the 14th of February 2009. I'm already fucked actually because um right this is what happened from the car to the train station to Aberystwyth from the train got me from Aberystwyth to Birmingham then one from Birmingham to London Euston then on the underground I took three different undergrounds trains uh trams And then from there, I took a train to Heathrow. And then from Heathrow, I took one of these hoppers to the hotel. Now, I'm in the Holiday in Oriel or whatever you call it. Now, I think this is atrocious, right? Mr and Mrs Heathrow Airport. 12 quid just to jump on a bus to get to the hotel and back to the airport. That's outrageous. 12 frigging quid. Anyway, I'm knackered. I haven't had any grub yet because I've just been like trained. But I mean, do you remember that?

Film trains, planes and automobiles. Well, that's how I feel at the moment. It's mad, it's mad, absolutely mad. Anyway, I don't really know what to expect. It could be fun, it could be interesting, it could be just hairy, it could be Las Vegas. Practice and enjoy. Oh hi, just having a wash. Still in the hotel here in London. Tell you what, the soap is crap. There it is. There's the soap. Not getting any bubbles out of this at all. Trying, trying.

1:49 Friggin nightmare to get here though

Hey guys, here we are in Las Vegas. Made it. Friggin nightmare to get here though. The amount of time, buses, trains and f***ing hell. I think I've taken 10 forms of bloody transport. The only thing I haven't been on is a bloody camel, to be quite honest. I'm sure there'll be a few around here though. I'm going to go downstairs and have a couple of beers and relax. It's about 6 or 7 o'clock in the evening here and it's about like 5 o'clock in the morning in the UK. I don't feel tired, I just feel fucked. Here's the room. Two beds. One there, one there. Which one would I stay in? I think I'll sleep in both of them. Freak it, yeah. Bathroom. That is like two and a half thousand bedrooms here. Crazy. Oh look, stuff to Nick. Hey. Not that you'd do that really. And a hairdryer. It's going to do me a lot of good. Yeah, looks like they need to change the plugs, switches and stuff. Mind you, that's going to be a tall order with a hotel with about 2,000 rooms in. Take them a couple of years. Anyway, have a look outside.

3:42 I've got some southern comfort

This is quite funny actually because what I'm going to try and do is, I suppose a bit of a video diary of me being in Las Vegas. It's my first night here and to be quite honest, well, first of all you saw a little bit and then it's here now, I'm sort of back. Well, just been sort of to buy stuff and get some grub and a bottle of milk and have a look around and I'm basically shattered so... Even though it's my first day here, I'm not rushing out and looking at the lights because I just like, I'm just absolutely whacked. So I'm going to put a video on here. I've got some southern comfort. I'm just going to chill out really. I don't, I haven't really got the foggiest what time it is. No, tell me, watch off now. Not watch, sorry, the mobile. Because it left me watch at home. But, hmm, it's going to be like, I don't know, 6, 7 in the morning UK time. I'm going to bed now.

All right, excuse me.

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