Mobile phone, Pacemaker, DJ superstore. LOTS GOING ON!!!

0:01 First off, what are you doing on the 20th of July 2008?

Alright folks, bit of a vlog for you. Now first off, what are you doing on the 20th of July 2008? If you're not doing that much and you would like to see someone called Slipmat and you're around about the DJ Superstore area in the UK, then come along because I'm going to be there as well and we're going to have a bit of fun. That's all I'm going to say at the moment in this particular video but as time progresses I'll let you know a little bit more. Also, have you seen this guy here? And have you ever seen one of these? It's a telephone. Now first of all I'd like to show you this. Now the reason I'm showing you this is of course if you haven't seen this. They're different colours, they're different shapes but let me show you something. This guy here will play tracks for you. It's a 30 gigabyte finger-me jig.

1:02 Yes, alright, this is a phone

And in other words, if you bung MP3s on this and you started one today, you'd probably not hear the same track for about, I don't know, a day or so. And you can play, pause, rewind, fast forward, play, pause, rewind, fast forward, and you can listen to your tracks. The difference with this guy here is you can mix them as well and have a lot of fun. But there is a lot of relevance to this particular video. It's not just me sort of showing that and that. So just bear with me. Also, why did I show you a telephone? Well, yes, alright, this is a phone. And the thing is with this particular phone, it's got a sticky down thing there. Now the reason it's got a sticky down thing is because this sticky down thing is attached to the wall in the side of the house.

2:51 It's basically a DJ console in the palm of your hand

A mobile phone on the other side of the scale has got a sticky up thing and of course the sticky up thing isn't attached to anything but what actually happens is you have little whirly-whirly sort of things go to a big, big sticky up thing on a hill and the big sticky up thing on a hill will listen to the whirly-whirly things coming from the sticky up thing from the telephone and enable you to talk to someone anywhere. So you could be stuck on the toilet Thank you for watching. To do something, not rude, but I'm the first person in the world who's going to be organising something to do with this. It's the pacemaker. It's basically a DJ console in the palm of your hand. And by the way, here's a tip for you. If you are a girl or boy racer and you've got a fantastic car with a huge stereo in the front

And you like to impress your friends. Well, how about this? Instead of plugging one of these in and listening to songs and going, yeah that was good, next, that was good, next, just bust it. I would prefer actually to plug one of these in and hand it around to your mates going, right, let's see who can do the best mix. Practice and enjoy. Thank you.

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