You Did It!

0:00 Absolutely bugger all, okay?

Right, excuse me while I tidy the kitchen, make myself a cup of coffee, I want to talk about what I have done for you and for other people who've been watching my videos. Well, what have I actually done for you? Absolutely bugger all, okay? Now... A lot of people have been messaging me over the years saying, thank you, you got me this job and that job and now I'm this and now I'm that and I've done this and I've now done this and I'm working here. I mean, it's like anything. Let's, for example, say you hit your foot once. It's going to hurt, isn't it? And you get a bruise and the bruise goes and then your foot's fine again. You can't run a hit on your foot eventually. It's going to carry on hurting. Maybe that's not exactly a brilliant analogy, but I suppose if you start doing bad and doing bad things, your life's going to be bad, everything's going to be bad. But if you do good things, if you just chuck out good energy and good vibes, then it's going to come back to you. And it has been with me. But you see, people keep on saying, oh thank you because without you I wouldn't have been here or done this or because you...

1:16 I've been teaching people from the age of

I've been teaching people from the age of... The crazy thing is it's like 12 years, so if someone was 10 they're like 22, 23 now. Okay? They're an adult, a grown adult. But this video isn't about me. It isn't about anybody in particular. It's about... The internal person. Because, let's give you another sort of analogy. Let's imagine you have someone who is an alcoholic and everyone's telling you drink too much, you just drink too much, you drink too much, and they're like, no I'm fine, I'm fine, where's me vodka? They'll carry on drinking until they realise that they are the alcoholic. They're the ones who have to tell themselves they're the alcoholic. So let's look at this. From my perspective and how I feel about what's been going on is that over the years I have opened the doors for people. I've opened the doors inside their minds because I have not physically gone up to someone and forced them in front of a set of turntables or grabbed them by their testicles or bits and moved them to a manager and gone, there!

2:48 I haven't really done anything

Right, do it. No. What I have done is nothing. I haven't really done anything. I actually haven't. It's the people who have got the jobs. It's the people who are now working. It's the people who are now entertaining crowds. They're the ones who've done something. Because they did it. I didn't. I didn't do it. They did. Because their minds finally went, do you know what? I need to do something about this. I need to now go out and work. I need to do something about this. I need to contact that manager and do it. I need to finally do what I need to do. All I've done is I've maybe just said, well come on, get yourself off your fat arse and get out there. That's all I've done. It's the people who have got off their fat arses or skinny arses.

Gone out there and done it. They are the heroes. They are the superstars. Practice and enjoy. Thank you.

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